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Take the poison now...

July 31st 2014 07:48
Humour for friday:

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Take the poison...


by huttriverofnz

A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”


The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”

The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”

The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me. What should I do?”

The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. “I spoke to your wife…spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”

The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, “Take the poison!
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A Chicken day....

July 23rd 2014 08:07
Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

-She wanted to lay it on the line

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

- He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

-To get to the other slide!

Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?

-To invent the other side

What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?

-Just The Pit Bull
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Charm School...

July 19th 2014 06:22

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Who gives an F?




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Subject: Charm School


Two well dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in Brisbane Airport Terminal.

The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mount Isa, Queensland.

After a little while Victorian woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the lady from Mount Isa commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the Mount Isa lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked , "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

“My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Mount Isa lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What could they teach you??"

The Mount Isa lady responded, "Well as an example... instead of saying, "Who gives an F?", I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?".
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Bump, bump, bump...

July 14th 2014 07:16
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Experimental pill...

July 9th 2014 10:11
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A magic pill for the lovers...



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A thought for the week...

July 5th 2014 06:01
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A thought for the week...


"There are those who believe that destiny rests on the knees of the gods; but the truth is that it confronts the conscience of man with a burning challenge


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Drink a glass of water...

If you’re struggling to come up with the answers, then a glass of water could be the best solution.

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Knights back to the top of the ladder again...
The Newcastle Knights‘ NYC side has moved back to the top of the Holden Cup ladder following a dominant 64-16 victory over the North Queensland Cowboys at Hunter Stadium on Monday night.

Inspired by their best first-half performance of the year, the Knights put on an attacking show to lead the Cowboys 34-0 at the halftime break


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My Mom had only one eyw...

June 5th 2014 07:01
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Come on over and visit my newest blogsite:
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Visit Peters Place some time...


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