Getting old...
August 24th 2010 05:38
Getting old...
I'm told it has a few advantages - not that any of us are getting old of course.
People no longer think you are a hypochondriac.
You don't worry about holding your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
But remember - never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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I'm told it has a few advantages - not that any of us are getting old of course.
People no longer think you are a hypochondriac.
You don't worry about holding your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
But remember - never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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